The Tenerife hills are alive with the sound of… just about everything
Living in the hills of Tenerife, the sights, sounds and smells seem amplified to epic proportions. Whether it’s the pungent smell of a dozen goats’ bottoms, the distant howling of my psycho neighbour,...
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Where the hell have you been?
Ok, I suppose the question should be ‘Where the flamin’ heck have I been?’ Well, all over the place actually, both geographically and career-wise. Since we last spoke, several major events have ocurred...
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Giant vulture attack in Tenerife!!
Hellfire. Sounds like a B-movie title but apparently this is what happened at the splendid (and usually safe) Jungle Park in the hills above Los Cristianos. A couple of ladies in their 50s were minding...
View ArticleWake up Tenerife!
How hard is it for a receptionist in Tenerife to smile? I mean come on, it’s not rocket science to work out that beyond a comfy bed and a clean bathroom the most important thing that a hotel can offer...
View ArticleOle Rod Stewart in Tenerife! Whatever next.
Well, it’s official. I mean officially official. The announcement was made several weeks ago that the oldest mullet in town was heading to Tenerife… but you know how things are on the rock. A...
View ArticleDaily tremor tally in Spain… and the Tenerife weather report
Spain earthquake count: 47 tremors (over 1.5 on the Richter Scale) in the last 10 days, including 3 in the Canary Islands. And today’s weather in Tenerife south… jolly sunny with cloud-free skies and a...
View ArticleNew Tenerife video
Joy is talking about cucumbers, fish and cow flesh on our new Sky Travel video We were supposed to be showing how cheap it is to shop at local markets, but half the buggers weren’t open when we got...
View ArticleA real life clash of the Titans in Tenerife
Had a bit of a clash with the Titans in Tenerife yesterday while trying to renew my residencia. Why are the people who deal with paperwork so damn awkward? Is it because they’ve been breathing in teeny...
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Rod Stewart in Tenerife – review
What’s going on in Tenerife! We might be woefully short of tourists at the moment, but it seems that all the celebs are taking advantage of the quietness to visit our shores at the same time. Or maybe...
View ArticleLooking for Clash of the Titans in Tenerife
It was Saturday. Pancake day in the Cawley household. A day when Molly Blue and Sam gorge themselves silly on flour and water. But after the feeding frenzy, what to do? Answer: Go and find Hollywood in...
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